don't know exactly where I am
I should heed my doctor's warning
he does the best with me he can
he claims I suffer from delusions
I'm so confident I'm sane
it can't be no optical illusion
how do you explain
shadows in the rain?
-Sting

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

100 Things...

1. I have flat feet.
2. I collect slogan pins.
3. I’m a fan, and if I’m your fan (celebrity or not) I’ll keep in touch.
4. I graduated from Queen’s University (which is supposed to be impressive).
5. I’ve won poetry awards.
6. I don’t like talking about myself in person.
7. I have 5 tattoos and want 4 more.
8. My favourite T-shirt was balck and had a white line on it that, when you got up real close, turned out to say Nosy Little Fucker Aren’t Ya?.
9. I was born in January.
10. I was always the oldest, tallest, smartest kid in my class.
11. I learned to be a slacker to stop getting bullied and it never wore off.
12. I have a learning disability.
13. I think I have the best Julia Roberts-esque laugh.
14. I always wanted to be a radio dj.
15. I have written over 1145 poems in my life.
16. The only short story I ever finished writing was for a high school English class and I got the only 100% the teacher said he EVER gave out.
17. I’ve been mortally afraid to let myself BE a writer.
18. I’m still terrified of failure.
19. I have seen every episode of the X-Files more than twice.
20. I never liked Seinfeld.
21. I failed a grade 7 class called Life.
22. I like to read and write.
23. I was always the last picked.
24. I always want to be the best.
25. Being a perfectionist has made me way too hard on myself.
26. I don't smoke.
27. I don't really drink much.
28. I love to cook but not for myself alone.
29. I regularily give things up for Lent – even though I’m not religious.
30. I will willing go to the movies to see any special effects blockbuster that comes out– I love them!
31. All of my role models are men.
32. I clean up good.
33. I dress up for Christmas Eve even when I don’t go out or am all alone.
34. I don’t really like Turkey dinners.
35. I love decorating.
36. I love Sci-Fi.
37. I believe that everyone should have a cake on their birthday.
38. When I was a kid there was a snowstorm every year on my birthday.
39. My friends tell me I'm too nice.
40. I am too nice.
41. I can think on my feet.
42. I believe in second chances, but I don’t give thirds anymore.
43. I can make balloon animals.
44. I love to take pictures but never have any recent ones of myself.
45. I love mixed tapes, compilation cd’s and webradio for randomness.
46. I’ve always wanted to go to the Reading Festival.
47. I can listen to men with certain accents talk forever and will follow them home if allowed.
48. I love to learn.
49. I’m fascinated by people.
50. I scare people because of that fascination.
51. When I’m sick my right eye wanders.
52. I can’t draw a straight line.
53. I've got rhythm and I know I can dance.
54. Growing up all my friends’ parents hated me.
55. Later they told me they wished their kids were like me.
56. I have a problem with authority.
57. No one ever believes my age.
58. I’ve been told I sing beautifully.
59. I’ve been told I sing like a cat being strangled (not at the same time).
60. I don’t like being fat, but I am.
61. I don’t like people judging me because of my weight.
62. I want Oprah to send me to bootcamp (hell she can adopt me).
63. I want to travel the world before I die.
64. The most exotic place I’ve ever been to is Daytona Beach during Spring Break.
65. I am the first person in my family to graduate from high school, college and university.
66. I have broken hearts.
67. I have had my heart broken.
68. I think I know how to forgive now.
69. I can be loud.
70. I love giving/getting hugged.
71. I have excellent night vision.
72. I don’t want to get laser eye surgery because it can impair night vision.
73. I can roll my tongue.
74. I freckle and I love it.
75. My grandmother knew Lizzie Borden.
76. I break into spontaneous song at work.
77. I know 'I can’t' is a cop out.
78. I believe in freedom of choice.
79. I'm always afraid of missing opportunities.
80. I think we need to be more polite to one another and look out for each other.
81. I am all by myself.
82. I don't believe awkward situations would exist if people just tried.
83. I know trying is the hardest thing in the world to do.
84. I wish the words “I don’t have to” didn’t exist.
85. I really enjoy live concerts.
86. Rootbeer makes me goofy.
87. I have no tact.
88. I want to do everything myself, even if I let you do it for me.
89. I collect postcards.
90. I hope for everyone the best things in life.
91. I want to own a car because I love to drive.
92. I am working class poor and always have been.
93. I dream I’m floating a lot.
94. I dream in colour and black and white.
95. I love hotels and riding the elevators in them for hours.
96. I will get on a bus just to see where it goes.
97. I didn't used to drink a lot of water, but now I drink it all the time.
98. I hate roller coasters but I’m also drawn to them.
99. I have a phobia and can’t swim alone.
100. I think you should make a list too.

I got this here.